"You're On Notice!"

I'm watching you...
Originally uploaded by Bizzy Girl.

My P.O.M. (Peeves of the Month)

8. PARIS HILTON. She's just a complete waste of fresh air, skin and Prada.

7. ANTIBIOTIC ABUSERS. It is because of you idiots that we now have so many more strains of bacteria that are resistant to treatment. And thanks to you we are all getting sicker and sicker every year. You deserve to spend eternity in the ER waiting rooms.

6. GLOBAL WARMING for changing the entire climate of this planet. Or should I thank humanity for being so disrespectful and negligent? As much as winter sucks, it is a sign that all is right in the world.

5. AMAZON.COM for being SLOWER THAN MOLASSES IN JANUARY with sending me my purchase. Come on! Six weeks to send a VHS tape in the mail? Whatever. I see you wasted no time in debiting my bank account, though.

4. MY NEXT COLD VIRUS. I have had three colds in the past three months after going a whole year of excellent health. WTF??? And now as I shake off the effects of the most recent virus everyone around me is getting yet another strain. And guess who's getting sneezed on again? ENOUGH!!!!

3. DEADLY S. AFRICA TUBERCULOSIS STRAIN. Please...I beg you...stay in South Africa. You are not welcome here. We do not want you. If you must cross into our country visit upon the ANTIBIOTIC ABUSERS mentioned above who are wholly responsible for your existence. Thank you.

2. TIM HORTON'S for having the worst service EVER at the Oshawa Centre outlet. Not only did they keep screwing up our orders, but they had the nerve to complain back at us for complaining, and then told us to take our business elsewhere instead of offering to correct our orders. Even the district manager told us to go fly a kite when we called to try to escalate the issue.

I despise the mentality of big box companies like Tim's and Walmart. They completely suck the culture out of every town they settle into to the point that we feel compelled to go to them instead of the smaller companies who actually WANT our business.

1. OSHAWA SOCIAL WORKERS who don't give a damn that all the losers they see in a day who are applying for 'pogey' are actually too goddamn lazy to work when there is work out there. Instead of calling the agencies to follow up to see if there applicants are trying to find work, they just pump out the applications like it's going out of style. How can we get mad at these bottom feeders for choosing to sit around on their asses all day collecting EI from the tax purse when social services is encouraging them all along???